Diablevert

Now that's a bold Q-Tip

This Dude is the funniest motherfucker on the internet. How come I haven't read him before? I am t'wixt faith and doubt on the subject of whether or not he was actually attacked by vultures, but the cat story, now that had the ring of truth. And both nearly destroyed my carefully maintained facade of productivity, as the combination of clamping a hand over my mouth to prevent myself from laughing out loud and then wheezing and snorting over that hand, 'cause, well, I couldn't, quite nearly resulted in the cubical gopher brigade poking their noses over the rim to inquire after my health. Can't wait to hear the duck story, Dangerspouse.