Third Game:
Before the start….
Dad, to world at large: Man, I don’t know why they bring kids to these games, they go so late.
Mom: Oh, come on now, it’s the World Series.
Dad: Well, don’t you think if I had brought B to a game when he was 8, by 10 o’clock he would have been zonked out.
B: Oh! That reminds me! We were just discussing my earliest memory of Fenway Park the other night. You wanted to leave in the 6th, but I made you stay and in the 10th inning Bob Zupcic hit a home run and they won the game. So eat it!
Sometime in the 8th …
Mom: Uh-oh. Timlin hasn’t been pitching well.
Greek Chorus, in three parts: Shhhhh! You’ll jinx them! (Howls of despair, rending of garments.)
Fourth Game:
Inning 1
All: John-nay!
(Much clapping)
Innings 2-7
Everyone except Mom: Mom, quit cleaning out the freezer and sit down!
All: C’mon, [Johnny/Manny/Derek/Kevin/Papi/Orlando/Miller/Belhorn/Trot/Tek]!
Inning 8
Dad: Could use a couple more runs, here. That’d be good.
Diablevert: Yeah, that’d be good.
B: Yup.
Mom: Yup.
Bases are loaded twice in the 8th inning. No runs score. A grim glance is shared by all.
Diablevert: We have to concentrate on the fact that we are, actually, up by 3 runs.
Inning 9
Complete silence reigns, and then ….
Whyishecarryingitinhisglovelikethathe’sgonnadropitthrowitgoddammit…
All: Gasp.
(Cheering and laughter, both slightly hysterical. Champagne is brought out, slightly warm. Chilling had been considered but rejected as being a jinx.)
Mom: You brought out that bottle? I was….
Diablevert: Ma, the Red Sox just won the World Series.
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