October 30, 2004

Dear Internet,

My mother would like you to know that she was not cleaning out the freezer the whole seven innings, just during the commercials, which were, as everyone knows, ridiculously long. Even though her horrible daughter may have made it appear otherwise, with her --- uniherited, let me assure you --- blissful disregard for fact.

Thank you.

Posted by Diablevert at October 30, 2004 07:57 AM | TrackBack

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