September 13, 2004

Happy Birthday, Dad

See? I didn't forget. Now we don't have to go through that whole, "Hello? Who is this? Daughter? I don't have a daughter. Well, I have one daughter who loves me, but I don't seem to recall...wait, something's drifting back to me, it takes time, you know, I'm so old and forgetful ---and unloved--- nowadays...." routine.

Posted by Diablevert at September 13, 2004 06:29 PM | TrackBack

Your always held close in my heart, regardless of where my head is at. And at the end of the day that's what matters most.
Your dear, old, Dad.
Webcams my arse.

Posted by: Dad at September 14, 2004 03:49 PM

Now, you know you're slipping behind in your reading . . . and I can only shake my fist at you for so long. The fist gets tired of shaking, and I can only hold my head in that Molloy pose for so long. Maybe, with him, it's a sort of repose, but I'll put the verbiage aside for you to update yourself, understanding that you have a new job and all. Congragulations on that.

And your dad's grammer is as bad as Pirate Jim's.

Posted by: strunk at September 17, 2004 01:08 AM

Oh, no you di'int. Oh no you did not slam my Dad's grammer in a comment to his birthday message. You ate his ribs. Now apologize.

Posted by: Diablevert at September 17, 2004 05:10 AM

Do you have his email so that I can do it properly?

Also: the slamming sentence is more of a backhand kind of thing. I compare him to Pirate Jim, no less, thus:

As natural as any and every natural act of a nature expressed or understtod executed in natured nature by natural creatures in accordance with his, her and their natured natures, of dissimilar similarity.

Posted by: strunk at September 19, 2004 11:19 PM

Or would you prefer an apology in full view of the public?

Posted by: strunk j. at September 19, 2004 11:19 PM

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